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this is effing amazing [Jul. 3rd, 2006|08:58 am]
[mood |draineddrained]
[music |Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Watcha Gonna Do?!]

Since i can't go on Myspace right now, i might as well write about my amazing adventure on Sunday, with Tana at the Salt River(which i should add is basically the sickest place i've ever been in my life). So we show up there, and everythings ok, it's kind of dirty and it smells like a giant ass ( which i was not to happy about). Then we get in the water and float down the river for about 2 hours just hitting trees and crashing into a bunch of drunk bitches that we don't know, and getting our asses scraped off by rocks... wait, wait... it gets better. When we finally do get out of the death trap know as "the river", we get seperated from our family. there is a huge fight and my brother tells us to start leaving because it was getting pretty bad. so we start walking up the hill, and out of nowhere 2 sheriff SUVs are coming toward us, so we get the hell out of their way, then they stop at the bottom of the hill, and they don't know what the hells going on so they just start hitting and arresting random people. So everyones freeking their shit out right, running up the effing hill and i'm looking down from the top of the hill hoping to catch a glimpse of one of my cousins. Then finally i am relieved to see my friend Ruben running up the hill, but not to excited to see the cop behind him. So a random drunk blonde guy tackles him for the cop, and is holding him down. I'm freeking my shit out screaming at this guy to get the eff off of him cause the cop is getting closer, so they drunk guy finally gets off and lets him go. But Rubens still in shock and is just standing there staring at the guy. i was like "RUN B*TCH! The cops are chasing you!" so he finally snapped out of it and ran, but ended up getting caught and thrown in a police van anyway. So then i see my cousin Gabe running up the hill with my brother and again i am relieved and happy... until i see the cop stop my cousin Gabe and TAISE him! i'm like "OH SHIT!" I'm pissed at this point cause then i start to notice that all the people running up the hill that are unharmed are all white. Ok, so now it's becoming a racial thing. Which would've been ok if it were the blacks and the mexicans faults, but it wasn't. All the people fighting to begin with were white guys...so WTF?! So i'm thinking irrationally by this point and i'm like "Oh hell Naw!" so i start heading back down the hill toward the riot to go tell off the dumb f*ck who taised my cousin. I'm yelling at this cop (who turns out to be a sheriff..good one). and my brother is yelling at me to get my ass back to the top of the hill, so i do eventually cause the cops getting pissed. They end up saying "oh yeah he wasn't doing anything wrong" AFTER they taised him, then they released him. So then all my girl cousins surface and they're asking me if i've seen my cousin Isi who is on probation and cannot get arrested or he'll go to jail for two years. So we're looking for him everywhere and we're asking all the cops if our cousin was caught and they wouldn't tell us. They kept telling us to leave, which we didn't until we found out that he did get caught and we had to go to the sherrif's station to find out what was going to happen to him and my friend Ruben.Then on the way to the station on the Salt River bus, the bus driver said "Hey how many points for hitting the sheriff?!" so we all started yelling "hit the cop" which probably wasn't to smart cause they were all pissed off anyways. So the sheriff came on the bus and said "yeah you think thats funny? you wanna f*ck with us? you're playing with Sherrifs! we're all sheriffs out there, and if you f*ck with our lives, we're going to f*ck with yours! now you're all being detained" (for disorderly conduct), so were like...shit. But then he makes us an offer, if the two people who yelled at him out the window would turn themselves in then we could all go. So we waited... no one confessed. they finally let us go after he called us all pussies. Then we went to the station for Ruben and Isi, and thanks to my beautiful cousin who one of the sheriffs thought was hot, they both got off with a ticket... oh then we went to taco bell. just a normal day in the life of a Garcia i guess. Yeah we should try it again sometime. sounds fun.
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holy crap [Oct. 17th, 2005|01:40 am]
[mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]

i can't believe that my journal is still here. i doubt anyone reads it, but yeah. lets catch up a bit shall we. ok, so since my last entry which was probably my junior year, this is whats happened: 1)i did make theatre vp yeah!!! 3) i did graduate yeah yeah 3) i enrolled in GCC 4)oh, and i got my first job. all great things i guess.

Anyways, i am tired and trying to watch sisterhood of the traveling pants, so maybe in another 3 years i'll write again.

p.s. lacey wants to let you all know she is "bad ass".
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2004|09:57 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |incubus- how do you do it?]

hello hello. so i'm at lacey's house and she made me my very first journal.yu-ay! anywho. this entire break has been so tiring and i've been working alot to make money for disneyland. damn disneyland, damn it the heck. it's way to effing expensive for me to not have a job. and you better bet your ass that i'm going to have a job next disneyland trip. yup. anywho. i'm out on the straight punks. buh bye.
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